Some people are genius when faced with problems, witty, urbane totally unself centred they write brilliant sparkling blog entries without a trace of self pity.
Unfortunately I'm not one of them. Let's be very clear here, when it comes to needles, hospitals and anything that comes in a white coat I'm pretty much scared shitless. I'm not sure whether this is because I come from a family full of medics, or in spite of that fact. Give me a grumpy old judge and a stinky, sweaty court room any day of the week.
I don't actually get admitted until 16 May and I'm already disappearing up my own arse in the proverbial puff of smoke. I keep looking at my belly and thinking how can there be something the size of a v large grapefruit in there and me know nothing about it! That would be over 4 months pregnant size of foetus and I certainly knew about that. But no, the usual standard size 14 jeans still fit....wonder if I'll go down to a size 12 after???
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
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5 comments:
I wonder how big the scar will be? mind you they are pretty clever these days. Everthing will be fine, try not to dwell on it.
FROBES, asking about scar sizes! *flicks you on the forehead*
I guess you could go about eating grapefruits as metaphorical schadenfreude leading up to your surgery. It would be one way of visualizing the vanquishing of the tumor.
Actually D that may well be a plan - will go buy grapefruit tomorrow lunch hour. Which will be cheaper than this lunch hour when I went to fat face and bought everything because their clothes are loose!! - well ok losenable, and trendy in a surfy I'm much too old for it kind of a way!
Survival of the fittest in Hospitals in my experience. If you feel yourself 'circling the drain' make a big fuss. Oh and tell them what you do. That'll sharpen their minds. They'll either have to fix you or kill you.
I'm not helping am I?
No Tick - you're not helping....send jokes!
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