I have now lost 16lbs on the diet since Christmas. And frankly chaps I am now a very odd shape. You see to put it bluntly all the weight has come off my bottom half, so i now have no arse and take size 12 jeans. My top half is still stubbornly a size 16. There are no clothes on this earth that fit this so called "figure".
I have two choices it seems. Carry on dieting to shrink the top half, or eat chocolate and grow my arse back.
I think for the sake of science I will go with option one just to see what happens.
I'll let you know!
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7 comments:
WELL DONE.
You gotta think of it this way people pay a fortune to have a bigger top half , so stop complaining and wave them about a bit........
Big Bouncing Devils Dumplings stacked upon lithesome loins make the world a better place :-)
This is true - £3000 for a boob job apparently! - why?????
Do you have trouble standing up?
Never mind the standing, think of the aquatic stability.
It needn't be boobs you know it could just be flabby arms and a fat back!!!
This is what happens when I diet. In fact, when skinny I develop Barbiesque qualities and get drooled at on the bus.
I'd rather not be looked at because I'm fat than be looked at like that.
Aunty M - and that is the reason, my Mum is quite convinced, that I put on weight in the first place.
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