Well if ever a reason was needed NOT to be Victoria Beckham then today's papers have it.
As VB on the plus side you'd have shit load of money and regular sex with golden balls.
On the debit though - No FOOD! (eep , if you've seen me I'm a girl who likes her food - the dieting traumas of this blog bears witness to that!) and dear God her thighs! - it looks like a shark has taken a large bit out of one of them. I'd rather have my slightly chunky with a bit of cellulite on the side ones than that! Nothing she wears could ever make her look intelligent now everyone knows she did that to herself! (it's lipo gone wrong apparently! - like she ever needed lipo where is the adipose tissue to suck for heaven's sake! And not having enough of the right nutrients in her diet to maintain her skin tone - yuk!)
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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you know, as much as i want to be skinny, i don't want to be so thin you can see all my bones. i mean, when you can see your lungs in a blouse, that's going way too far.
Americans won't 'get' her. The men don't want to shag her and the women can't identify with her.
Much as I'd love to be waiflike, I just can't find Posh's angles attractive. Being that thin, but with those big fake boobs? It just looks weird, and life's too short to live without Ben & Jerry's and the odd takeaway...!!
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