Extract from conversation on Skype:
Lippy; after all that I fuss about buying one I left the rabbit vibrator in my hotel room last week and i'm too embarassed to ring and ask for it back.
Tickers; I'd ring, I have no shame, that's £40 down the pan, give me the number.
Lippy; 020 ***** ******
Tickers; Ok I have a call to make.....
Lippy; I don't beleive this
Tickers; Took a bit of explaining, I had to say, you know, a rabbit, a vibrator , a sex toy , but they will ring me back if they find anything, although the chamber maid has probably knicked it.
Lippy; Oh MY GOD!
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Monday, November 20, 2006
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6 comments:
So THAT'S why he hasn't been posting lately.
Sorry Lippy, they rang me back. No find. Someone's already licking, sniffing or inserting it.
You might find it on ebay at a cut price or, if enclosed in a sealed plastic bag with a photograph of the supposed previous owner, at twice the price.
It's a wonder that anyone can lose something that big
OH MY GOD. ROFL!
whats skype ???
Whats a rabbit vibrator ???
***looks inoccent***
Now THAT's friendship.
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